However, give me a bag of Oreos and a tall glass of cold milk and I'm in heaven.
I love the way the cookie tastes after dipping into the cold moo-juice. The cookie gets soggy and the cream gets cold and firm.
I came across this recipe from cupcake project and I just had to try it out.
After mixing up the dough, my official dough taste-tester, Corey, tried it out.
"It's a bit bland." was his assessment.
I assured him that it was probably supposed to be a bit bland. If you think about the actual cookie portion of oreo, they don't have very much flavor to them, other than the overwhelming chocolate taste. The sweetness comes from the cream in the center.
I baked off the cookies and made the cream.
Then, I consulted the recipe.
recipe from CupcakeProject.com
1 1/4 C all-purpose flour
1/2 C unsweetened cocoa
1 t baking soda
1/4 t baking powder
1/4 t salt
1 C sugar (DON'T FORGET THIS)
1/2 C plus 2 T butter, room temperature
1 large egg
In a medium-sized bowl, mix the flour, cocoa, baking soda and powder, salt, and sugar.
Beat in the butter and the egg. Continue mixing until dough comes together in a mass.
Take rounded teaspoons of batter and place on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet approximately 2 inches apart. With moistened hands, slightly flatten the dough. (I found that while the dough wasn't sticky enough to roll, I could press it flat with my hands like the recipe said and then use cookie cutters to cut perfect circles. If you just care about the taste, then there is no need for the cookie cutters. Also, remember this is a chance to get creative and use all kinds of cookie cutters.)
Bake for 9 minutes at 375 F. Set on a rack to cool.
1/4 cup room-temperature, unsalted butter
1/4 cup vegetable shortening
2 cups sifted powdered sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract (I used vanilla bean paste instead.)
Place butter and shortening in a mixing bowl, and at low speed, gradually beat in the sugar and vanilla.
Turn the mixer on high and beat for 2-3 minutes until filling is light and fluffy.
To make a cookie, pipe teaspoon-sized blobs of cream into the center of a cookie using a pastry bag with a 1/2 inch round tip. (If you don't have a pastry bag, you could easily just spread the filling with a knife or use a Ziplock with the corner cut off as a pastry bag. I had a pastry bag, but I only had a star tip. The tip doesn't matter much.)
Place another cookie, equal in size to the first, on top of the cream. Lightly press, to work the filling evenly to the outsides of the cookie. Continue this process until all the cookies have been sandwiched with cream.
I'd like to add that this batch of cookies did not go to waste. My official taste-tester, Corey, ate them in a bowl with milk like cereal. He tells me they weren't so bad once mixed up with the milk and cream. His complaints of a belly-ache 30 minutes later tell me otherwise.